A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, “Your Honor, he knew I’m a vegetarian and yet he still insists on
putting his meat in my mouth.”
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Woman: “Doc, an ant entered my
vaginal, can you please take it out”.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: “What are you doing?”
Doctor: “This is [...]

Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents.
They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home.
The other woman said that her sex life [...]

A farmer married an attractive woman half his age. After several months on the farm, she complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all farm wives are entitled to climax once in a while.
There being no doctor nearby, the farmer took his young wife to see a large-animal Vet.
The [...]

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s [...]

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a
few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says “one-nil.”
His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”
The old man says, “A goal. I’m ahead one-nil.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go [...]

There Were An Engineer, …
… manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape [...]

A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts
into his grandpa’s room.
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” he says excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into
the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said his grandpa.
“Make a noise like a [...]