Female ejaculation is real, although it seems that not every woman is capable of achieving it, and the actual “ejaculate” varies from person to person. Some women only produce a few drops, others, more than a few tablespoons. When an ejaculating woman’s G spot is stimulated (scroll down to learn more about the G Spot) to the point of orgasm, a milky, odourless, thin liquid shoots out of her urethra, sometimes in copious quantity and over relatively large distances – thus the name.

This liquid has been found to be very similar to male prostate liquid, and is secreted by the Skene’s glands, which flank both sides of the urethra. The liquid is NOT urine. We know this because when a woman has an orgasm, the pubococcygeus muscle contracts, stopping any flow of urine that may want to occur. So it’s normally not possible to urinate during orgasm.

Women who can ejaculate describe the feelings immediately beforehand as being similar to the desire to urinate. Apparently the secret to successful ejaculation is ignoring the urge to “close off in case of accidents” and, instead going with the flow. When ejaculation accompanies an orgasm, the sensation is said to be far more intense than a regular climax.

Doctors have not been able to give any explanation for female ejaculation, other than it being purely for pleasure. Research is still going on into what exactly happens during ejaculation.

The G Spot
The G Spot was named by John Perry and Beverley Whipple in their 1982 book The G Spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Human Sexuality. They named the area after Dr Ernst Grafenberg, a German doctor who first described it in 1950 (although, as with most aspects of female sexuality, it had been “discovered” earlier and then ignored).

The G Spot is an area on the anterior (front) wall of the vagina about two inches from the entrance. This area, directly behind the clitoris and along the urethra, becomes enlarged when stimulated. It can be felt as a raised area on the vaginal wall.

Most sex manuals recommend manual stimulation of the G Spot via the insertion of a finger up to the second knuckle, and the movement of the finger back and forward in a “come hither” motion. As mentioned above, many women develop the urge to urinate when the G spot is stimulated. It’s a good idea to empty the bladder before trying this. Short fingernails and good lubrication are also recommended.

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. We request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’; when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘Microsoft Office’ what about ‘Microsoft Home’? since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God Sake! Please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta Singh

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents.

They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home.

The other woman said that her sex life was great!

“The secret to great sex is this,” the woman told her, “when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!”

Ethel says, “I’m going to try that tonight!”

When Ethel’s husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it’s a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can’t move.

It’s not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells “For God’s sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!”

A farmer married an attractive woman half his age. After several months on the farm, she complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all farm wives are entitled to climax once in a while.
There being no doctor nearby, the farmer took his young wife to see a large-animal Vet.

The Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mum and Dad would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So,the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex.This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to climax.

So the couple hired a strong, healthy young man from the big city to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet.

The Vet said for the two men to change places. The young man would have sex with the wife while the farmer waved the towel.
They tried it that night and she went into wild, ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other. When it was over, the farmer smugly looked down at the young city man and said,

“Ya see, city slicker,now THAT is how you wave a towel!”

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Before you do anything,,kiss her before!! Now, back to the kissing stuff When you are alone with her on her porch/door, place your arm around her in a gentle, non-threatening way. If she does not cringe away from you or push your arm off her, you can proceed to the next step. Next lean your head against hers, appearing to rest it.
She should do the same. Then take your hand from hers, make a shape like you were going to pull the trigger on a gun. DON’T whatever you do, firm your hand, relax.

Let it flow. Place the tip of your index finger ( the tip = the joint farthest from you hand ) under her chin and lift her head to your mouth. Do all this in slow motion. She will remember it better if you do it slow. Don’t rush it. Kiss as though you have all the time in the world. But don’t prolong a kiss beyond its natural life.

If she pushes you away, she is just not ready. Do not push your luck and never ever push your way hoping to get “lucky”. You can always end things is by giving her a nice big hug.

Title: T & A Teacher
Section: Anime / Hentai
Time: 26 min
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Be good, or will be punished …
All stare at Ayaka. She is one of the most beautiful professors at the academy, with beautiful eyes, big breasts and a beautiful smile. But she has another side: it is the coach karate club. Process it properly and you will be rewarded with all sorts of sexual pleasures … or you are lying on mats, unconscious.
There is only one guy is able to cope with Ayaka: brash new student named Togawa. One night, he finds Ayaka in the soul of the gym, engaged in masturbation and decides to go to her. Must-Do Ayaka display his fierce temper or she will follow her lustful desires?