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putting his meat in my mouth.”
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Woman: “Doc, an ant entered my
vaginal, can you please take it out”.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: “What are you doing?”
Doctor: “This is the only way to drown the
bastard!”
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a
woman’s period?
Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 – 4 days
& if it doesn’t come you are in deep trouble!
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A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U
look more sick & exhausted than before. Are u having 3
meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought U said 3 MALES a day!!!!
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Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said “No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly
& U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty You’ll Eat It
up!!
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A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got
mixed up. When the doctor told her she was
pregnant.
She cried n said, “Shit, we can’t even
trust cucumber anymore.!”
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A boy pulls down his pants in front of a
girl & asked ” Do U have this? ”
The girl lifted up her skirt & said, ” My mom said
with this I can have a lot of THAT!”
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Schoolgirl: “I do not want to take the
SEX EDUCATION”.
Class Teacher: ” Why not?”
Schoolgirl: “Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be
ORAL!”
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Mother asks daughter, how is married life?
Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS.
Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked. It says
” 7 DAYS A WEEK,TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!
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What is the STRONGEST muscle?
TONGUE – It can raise a woman’s hip with just
one lick!.
The lightest
muscle?
PENIS! It can be raised by a woman’s tongue!
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Lady Immigration officer asked a
Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu.
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now
what’s your full name?
Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!
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Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn how
to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck, we can remove
driver, gardener & watchman..
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COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to
take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and
leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
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A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look
like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind
& I didn’t have chance to see his face” !
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What’s the difference between stress,
tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend
is pregnant,
PANIC is when both are pregnant!
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