Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu’s grandma came by and saw [...]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, [...]

A man says to his wife, “I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?”
The wife hastily replies, “No, I might go deaf!”
To which the man replies, “I’ve been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you’re still fucking talking aren’t you?”

Visa Interview in Arabia :
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,…….. isn’t it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, [...]

Beer ~vs~ Pussy
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth [...]

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked “How do you know dear?”
Girl replied “Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.”
(2) Immigrant Worker: “Sir, me no come to work, me sick.”
Boss: ” When I am sick, I have sex with my wife – try [...]

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I am 25 this year. I am very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an [...]