1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked “How do you know dear?”
Girl replied “Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.”
(2) Immigrant Worker: “Sir, me no come to work, me sick.”
Boss: ” When I am sick, I have sex with my wife – try [...]

Here is some photo from my ex girlfriend, her name is Jane, check it out